Friday, February 26, 2010

If you got it, you got it!!

I've always known I was a classy lady.  I just didn't know until today just how classy I really am!!!

I will be as delicate as I can in describing the events of today.  It began around two o'clock this afternoon...many of you, I'm sure, have experienced it...that mounting feeling of pressure that comes from drinking too much coffee and water.  Yep, I had to pee really bad!!  I calmly asked one of the girls to watch the registers while I excused myself...took off like a gazelle to the ladies room...it was occupied.  I went back to my work area and took the stance...you know which one I'm talking about...waited a few minutes and went back to the ladies room.  Hallelujah, it was empty. I dashed in only to find there was no TP!!  Went back up to the front, grabbed a couple of packages of  TP and got sidetracked by customers!!  Got them waited on and walked quickly back to the ladies room which was occupied again!!  Now, I'm in pain and my eyes are turning yellow as I go back up front only to get waylaid by more customers.  As I wait on them, trying not to cry and still holding on the the two packages of TP, I begin to go over the pros and cons of Depends and wonder if Ron would consider stocking them in the lumber shed...something to think about.  Finally, the customers have been waited on and I am free to return to the ladies room...here is where the classy part comes in.  As I turn and head for the ladies room in a dead run, I turn to the girls up front and begin to wave both packages of TP in the air while yelling back at them, "I'm headed back to try this one more time." 

Now, am I classy or what!!

11 comments :

  1. It's good that you can laugh about this now...but you must have been miserable at the time! I might have wet my pants!!

    Happy Weekend ~Natalie

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  2. How cute & funny....LOL! I've had moments like that, too...so glad to know I'm not the only one!

    Laura
    TheQuiltedPumpkin

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  3. How funny! You wrote with images that were easy to picture and it was hilarious! Thanks for giving us all a chuckle today!! That is worth a milllion!

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  4. Girl, you always make me laugh!

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  5. LOL!! You crazy girl! I love it!

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  6. Oh Judy, I'm afraid I couldn't have been so classy. Good girl for having persistence and good etiquette. LOL. Hugs~Carol

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  7. I don't think I would of lasted as long as you did!

    Doreen
    www.PriviesAndPrims.etsy.com

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  8. LOL! How cute...only I know all too well that it wasn't cute while it was happening! So glad you finally got there without any problems!
    Kim

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  9. Lol ...well you could have ended up classier...And come out of the Potty with a stream of toilet paper stuck to your shoe!!!! Arrrrrrgh!!!!

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Judy